:: Archive 03 :: 51 - 75

Here you will gain exclusive access to my own personal record collection! I try to bring you mp3s of rare tracks, deleted material, long forgotten artists, total flops and down right obscure shit. Often, my choices were only available on vinyl or were just plain unreleased, the aim being to indulge an old fan or inspire a new one. I try not to post up forthcoming releases or anything that's too readily available. Honest, Gov!

There's a tenuous thread running through the tracks but your requests are always welcome and I'll try and squeeze them in amongst my own fancies... eventually.

Do read all the blurb, as there's often links to extra tracks lurking in there... ; )


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75
:: Rare
:: Something Wild :: Download

Rare combined trip-hop and dub with a live rock sound which sounded a bit like dance music. Their one and only album, 'Peoplefreak', was released in 1997. 'Something Wild' preceded the album and scraped into the UK singles chart at 57. The group toured the UK but were deterred by the lukewarm response they were met with and ultimately called it a day shortly after. I honestly don't know much more. The lead singer was called Mary and this single is really catchy. The album is pleasant enough too. I figured they deserved a bit of a re-airing after I couldn't find any information on them anywhere whatsoever. Anyone?


74
:: Linoleum
:: Twisted :: Download

We've all fell for the packaging gimmicks employed by record companies and bands alike that lure you in with some tactile and unusual sleeve only to find the contents anything other than great. Now I can think of a few exceptions, but none more fantastic than Linoleum. A band called Linoleum who release their records in linoleum sleeves. How great was that in 1996? It was very great indeed. Now, I had the pleasure of seeing Linoleum live and interviewing them for a scabby fanzine I photocopied and knocked out once a month, and I have never met a more glamorous lead singer. Caroline Finch was like a dark hybrid of Dot Cotton and Emma Peel, chain smoking, dressed head to foot in tight black, a huge hair-do towering above her smoky eyes and a horse hair handbag at her side at all times. As if that wasn't enough, her band were a perfect viral infection in the genitals of Brit Pop. A lot more style, a lot more depth and they had a lovely Velvet's-esque haze about them. Their debut AA-side single 'Dissent'/'Twisted' was the perfect introduction to their sound and the album that followed still packs a punch today. Elastica poached their guitarist just before their second album, 'The Race From The Burning Building', was released but they soldiered on, if only for a few more months. All their sleeves are beautiful, all their songs are great. Please dig them out and enjoy!


73
:: Faith, Hope & Charity
:: Growing Pains (Pettibone Remix) :: Download

It's been ages since we had a flop girl band up here so I thought we'd offer up Faith, Hope & Charity for a giggle. There weren't many pretenders to the Bananarama throne during the 1980s but by the 1990s, their reign was nearing an end and new girl bands were popping up like nobodies business. Cue this bunch of lasses put together by pop svengali Tom Watkins (Pet Shop Boys, East 17). They looked like three 'Grange Hill' extras who'd had a run in with Sique Sigue Sputnik and narrowly missed a decent chart placing with their debut single 'Battle Of The Sexes' in 1990. It's follow up faired much the same, but I think it's the stronger track of the two, like an embryonic All Saints down tempo track. If you bought the 7" single, you got a nifty little metal badge with their logo on (a cross, a heart and... an anchor?) which I wore proudly on my school blazer. What a tit I must have looked... Anyway, it's common knowledge TV presenter Dani Behr was in the band so I wont bother mentioning that. Oh, and hello to Blow-up Doll who beat me to this particular group so to speak by posting up their first single last month. You swine!


72
:: Velocette
:: Spoiled Children :: Download

Out of the ashes of well thought of indie stalwarts Comet Gain emerged the fragrant Velocette. A lovely band with a knack for writing epic, warm, multi-textured 60's flavoured pop tunes which fall around your ears like lovely autumn leaves. Blissful. 'Spoiled Children' was their second single and taken from a great album called 'Fourfold Remedy'. Signed to Wiiija, they didn't stick around long sadly and who knows what happened to them. I fondly recall a great gig at Newcastle's old Riverside. The line up was three Wiiija acts, Bis were headlining with Brassy and Velocette supporting. How great was that gig? Anyway, with just four singles and one album to collect, you shouldn't find yourself too much out of pocket by adding this super band to your collection - especially as the album is only £1.00 on Amazon! Cripes!


71
:: Shonen Knife
:: (Love Is Like A) Heatwave :: Download

Aren't cover versions great? I for one love them. I know they get a lot of stick and bad press but quite often they end up being better than the original. Point in case is crazy-as-a-bed-bug Shonen Knife's super take of Martha Reeves & The Vandellas' Motown classic '(Love Is Like A) Heatwave'. I dare you not to grin with joy as you play it... Shonen Knife are still going strong, now only 2 of them mind. They enjoyed a brief period of success here in the UK in the 1990's when Kurt Cobain name dropped them, but their brand of novelty pop-rock is largely embraced by cult die-hard fans these days. 'Let's Knife' is their best album to date if you ask me, but this track is from the rarities collection, 'The Birds And The B-sides' which is great also. Buy some Shonen Knife CDs today!


70
:: Posh
:: Geisha Girl :: Download

Another piddling 1990's indie band that came and went in the blinking of a heavily-mascaraed eye. Posh were fucking brilliant. I was well into the whole moment and lapped up the singles one after the other... right until the last one, which is where this track comes from. 'Geisha Girl' was the B-side to 'I Confess' and I like it slightly more than the A-side. It's from a three-single package they released called 'Threesome', which was basically three singles released across eight weeks which you collected and put in a little 'Poshette' box. Other fantastic Posh moments include the council estate squalor of 'Chips And Oxy 10', the aquatic-sex romp that is debut single 'Mermaid' and 'Body Fascists', a pumping pop at gym elitism. Pippa Brooks (the lass on vocals) and James Dearlove morphed into another little band shortly after called Shopgirl but to my knowledge they only did a few gigs on the London circuit before fizzling out. This tired old site is hanging in limbo if you want to have a butchers (there's a few mp3s, kids!). So that's Posh - before Victoria Beckham picked up the baton anyway...


69
:: Espiritu
:: Francisca :: Download

I found this in a charity shop for 50p a few summers back on the coast. It's on Heavenly Records which have knocked out a few half-decent acts over the years so I thought I'd give it a home. It's a nice little track which had me hunting down more... For whatever reason, Espiritu didn't break through on the music scene and her debut album got lost in contractual red tape. Queue bloody Japan! Always to be relied on for an obscure CD issue, Espiritu's first album made it out over there (search eBay if you're desperate) but the rest of us had to wait for a second album. I think by this time, the momentum was lost though and all she's remembered for is her collaboration with Tin Tin Out on their Sandie Shaw cover 'Always Something There To Remind Me'. 'Francisca' is dedicated to her Nanny of the same name. Her singles can be collected for tuppence across the world wide web...


68
:: Sexus
:: The Official End Of It All :: Download

It's tragic how some bands are over before they've began. Sexus seemed to have it all yet it was snuffed out in a flash. The irony around the single 'The Official End Of It All' is a tragedy in itself. I think both 'Smash Hits' and 'Melody Maker' had it as their single of the week? They had a great video, loads of press, big budgets, yet the chart placing wasn't so high. And then, before follow up single 'How Do You Kiss?' got released, it all fell apart. I dunno if it was ZTT's fault or what but there's more info on Sexus here. There's loads of unreleased material available to download as well as some new stuff they've recorded under different names since the ZTT debacle. Sound-wise, think Pulp meets Soft Cell. I do.


67
:: Mice
:: Miss World :: Download

I don't like All About Eve. Lead singer Julie Ann Regan was put to better use fronting her own little spin-off band, Mice. Riding the coat tails of Brit Pop along with Sleeper and Echobelly, Mice were a sweet offering of sugar coated guitars and honeycomb vocal musings. Criminally overlooked, the album 'Because I Can' from 1996 is pretty good. From it, I've picked 'Miss World'. It's a heart wrenching tale of a young girl's dreams of being, er,  Miss World, which she realises, but it doesn't last for long. Like Mice themselves didn't. The album was re-issued 2 or 3 years ago under the title 'New And Improved' with some re-recordings and b-sides thrown in. "See how dark it is when the stage and flash bulbs fade/When they stop the cheques and you're only an ex-Miss World...". Wise words indeed. The album also has a lovely chocolate box-style contents track listing on the sleeve which I think is genius. Buy this CD!


66
:: Reno
:: Thinking About The Good Times :: Download

A flop. I know nothing about Reno, really. I liked the sleeve of the album and paid my money. It's an eclectic dance-pop hybrid with guest vocalists and samples all over the place. What struck me most, however, was this brilliant title track. Dark, brooding and full of negative energies. It gripped me on a discman a few years ago, one cold winter evening, and has been a favourite of mine ever since. Like an electrical storm brewing, it grows and swells, keeping a sweet yet tortured vocal prisoner at the centre of it all, then passes by to leave an unsettling calm behind... it's a great track. I hope someone else likes it!


65
:: Pizzicato Five
:: Mon Amour Tokyo (English Version) :: Download

Pizzicato Five are a ceaseless and tireless Japanese pop phenomena who seem to have been doing what they do for centuries. I've picked up a few CDs over the years, usually drawn in by their exquisite sleeves and packaging, and although what I find on them entertaining and fun, I also find them a bit impenetrable. Almost like a joke I don't get... but some of their material whooshes off the disc and up your nose like a very fizzy and sugary glass of pop! 'Mon Amour Tokyo', from 1997's 'Happy End Of The World' on Matador, will quench your thirst and have you bouncing off flat surfaces for it's entire duration. As I say, the joke isn't so funny to me, especially as their brand of day-glo pop never, ever stops. It's album after album of fun, fun, fun... but by all means dip your toe. This site serves them well! Oh, hang on! I think they might of split up!


64
:: Goya Dress
:: Rooms :: Download

Now crap albums are never 100% crap I find. Somewhere on them, there has to be one little gem. Just one. Goya Dress' debut matches this profile perfectly. After a few quite good EPs, they delivered a bit of a stinker in 1996's 'Rooms', the album, but it's namesake track 'Rooms' is 4 minutes of divinity and soaring perfection. It's a piano-driven torch song composed on a grey cloud on the edge of longing... "Why wont you fall in love with me...?". Luckily for you, I've extracted it from all the other dull tracks on the LP to bring you the only Goya Dress track you'll ever need. Thank me.


63
:: Transvision Vamp
:: Oh Yeah :: Download

Wendy James might be flogging a dead horse with that bizarre Racine album right now but give me the baby pink lipstick and brittle bleached hairdo any day. Transvision Vamp were such a fab band. Loud, a bit silly and best of all, slightly raunchy. Clearly ripping off everyone from T Rex to Blondie, their sound owed much to Rock 'n' Roll's rich tapestry that went before them. Still, nowt wrong with a bit of pilfering. 'Oh Yeah' is a little slab of punk nonsense, taken from the B-side to their crap Eco-friendly single 'Sister Moon'. Listen out for Wendy asking the rest of the band, "Now wot?" after she's finished her vocals towards the end. Classic.


62
:: Cicero
:: Heaven Must Have Sent You Back To Me (Remix) :: Download

Pet Shop Boys were responsible for young Cicero, writing with him and putting him on their Spaghetti Records label in 1992. A young wee Scottish lad, his rough and ready appearance was quite appealing, but his record sales weren't so hot. I really like 'Heaven Must Have Sent You Back To Me' and it got released twice, failing to hit the charts both times. This is the second 'Remix'. I believe this young chap is now very collectable among Pet Shop Boys fans... Wonder what he's up to these days?


61
:: Donna DeLory
:: Just A Dream :: Download

Madonna's backing singer/dancer/lackey Donna DeLory had a crack at her own little pop moment. I'm not sure how successful she was in the USA, but over here she stiffed. Even this track, penned by Madonna, with backing vocals by Madonna and given to Donna as a birthday gift from Madonna couldn't get her in the door. It's great though, so that's a shame. Do you remember Nikki Harris, the other dancer? She did that record with Snap!, 'Exterminate', around the same time. What's wrong with these people? Doesn't Madge pay them enough to be her bitch dancers? Although, I suppose Madonna doesn't tour that regularly and a gal's gotta eat. Heck, why don't they sell some bitchy stories or write a confessional book about how wicked she is to work with? I would.


60
:: Betty Boo
:: Hangover :: Download

The bizarre failure of Alison Clarkson's second album from 1993 continues to baffle me. I think it's better than her first, 'Boomania', which was a massive success by comparison. 'Grrr! It's Betty Boo!' was released in the shadow of three not very big hit singles and subsequently flopped. Even this luscious, country-tinged heartbreaker, 'Hangover', seemed to fall on deaf ears. I was listening though! Betty Boo pretty much vanished after this. I heard a rumour that Madonna wanted to sign her to her Maverick label but for what ever reason, it didn't happen. Betty recently wrote the Girls Aloud track 'Love Bomb' (featured on the first issue of their debut album and then on the B-side to 'Jump') and the latest rumour is she's in a band with Alex from Blur, called Wigwam. Hmmm.


59
:: Mari Wilson
:: Cry Me A River :: Download

It's been a while since I dipped into The Compact Organization so let's have a listen to the Queen of Hairspray, Mari Wilson. Now, 'Just What I Always Wanted' may be pretty unlistenable these days thanks to those rotten furniture store/Christmas TV adverts, but there's still lots of goodies in her repertoire. This track was made famous by the beautiful Julie London in the 1950's. Mari's version came out in 1983 and was a number 27 hit. The 7" vinyl came with a free limited edition Mari Wilson handkerchief. So you could cry her a river, I suppose. Sweet.


58
:: Marilyn
:: Calling Your Name :: Download

Doesn't he look just dreadful these days? Time has not been kind. 'Calling Your Name' is one of those songs that sounds familiar when it begins yet is quite hard to name. Then the vocal kicks in and you go 'Ah! Yes! Got it'. This song is of particular interest to me as it forms one of my earliest memories. I must've been five and had just taken my evening bath. I was wearing only a towel and my babysitter thought it would be fun to wrap the towel round my head, mimicking Marilyn's blond dreadlocks, and make me dance in front of the TV where he was performing on 'Top Of The Pops'. Oh my god. She made me gay. Anyway, more singles came and then a pretty poor album, 'Despite Straight Lines',  and then he went away. Still, he remains forever immortalized in the original Band Aid line-up. Not sure if he actually appears on it vocally, but he's there in the photos, seriously pouting like a trouper.


57
:: Peach
:: From This Moment On :: Download

The ratio of bands that allegedly 'sound like Saint Etienne' is very, very high, isn't it? If you are a pop band with a female lead singer and you're not playing guitars, then you must be compared to Saint Etienne. It's the law. But Peach were bloody good and I wont forgive you all for not buying more of their records. Five singles and one album down the line, they just gave up trying to win you all over. I hope you can all live with yourselves. 1998's 'Audio Peach' knocks spots off many albums released that year and all of the bands singles dripped with juicy deliciousness. 'From This Moment On' pushes all the right buttons and Lisa Lamb's 'do-do-dos' will leave you humming and nodding for the rest of the week. Check out this rather nice site for all the facts and to see what you missed out on. Click here to repent.


56
:: Technique
:: You + Me :: Download

The previously mentioned Technique. They say it's not what you know, it's who you know. That's true in Kate Holmes case. She is married to Alan McGee, whom she met whilst she was in indie band Frasier Chorus (coming here one day!), who was once head of pioneering indie label Creation (Oasis, Primal Scream, My Bloody Valentine) and it was probably a classic case of 'the little wife wants to do a record'. Technique included another lass (don't know anything about her) but with a couple of not bad singles under their belt, a full length album just wasn't to be. Creation went tits up and what material they had already recorded ended up being pieced together and surfaced on McGee's new label, Poptones, quite a while after the fact. The 9 tracks on 'Pop Philosophy' (7 songs, 2 remixes) are alright. But just alright. 'You + Me' remains the jewel of the piece, sounding as fantastic today as it did then... it's almost New Order-ish. Kate is now in Client with Sarah Dubstar.


55
:: Birdie
:: Linus :: Download

The gorgeous autumnal twee-pop sensations Birdie were a lovely and uncomplicated band who seemed to do exactly what it said on the tin. One book you could well and truly judge by it's cover, their debut 1999 album 'Some Dusty', is an all too brief shufty round some delicate tones and cosy reverbs. 'Linus' is named after the big girl's blouse from the Charlie Brown/Peanuts comic strip and that just sums up their whole vibe really. Cute, sensitive and very, very nice. Singer Debsey Wickes is of course that bird out of cult indie girl trio Dolly Mixture and both she and Paul Kelly are cohorts of Saint Etienne (that's Debsey singing on 'Who Do You Think You Are?'). They didn't really capture many hearts on the music scene and after a follow up album, 'Triple Echo', in 2001 and a odds and sods compilation in 2003, they seem to have completely vanished. Or have they?


54
:: Jan Johnston
:: Alive :: Download

The Three Stages Of Ms Jan Johnston; Early 1990s - Middle of the road pop-rock as part of flop boy/girl duo J.J.. Mid-1990s - Quirky day-glo pop pixie solo artist. Late 1990's to present day - Faceless guest vocalist diva on a squillion and one dance/trance/pants singles. Will there be a further stage? I wonder... My favourite era was the mid-1990s when she looked like she might do fairly well with the fantastic 'Alive' and the video was getting some play on 'The Chart Show'. It's a great video with lots of little piglets, edible flowers, silly tights and bright, bright colours. Sort've thing Cyndi Lauper would knock out perhaps. Any road, I paid 75p for this CD single back then and not much more for all of her other stuff. The album 'Naked But For Lilies' is a very pretty little set of songs and you could do worse than to buy it, if you can find it. One of the other singles from the album, 'Paris', features a b-side called 'The Prayer', which was later sampled and used in a dance track... and that's how she fell into the bizarre world of 'featuring Jan Johnston'. There's a whole unreleased dance album by Jan recorded for Perfecto which is actually quite good really and I do like some of the trance-ier singles ('Flesh' with DJ Tiesto is alright, innit?) but she's getting on a bit and shouldn't be a Club Diva at her age if you ask me. Still, it keeps the wolves from the door, isn't that right, pet? She has a really good site here.


53
:: One Dove
:: Fallen (Album Version) :: Download

Dot Allison has carved out a little career on the dance/chill out/electro scene over the past few years but she cut her teeth with the sublime ambient outfit One Dove. Signed to Junior Boys Own, the band released three evocative singles and a blissed-out full length album 'Morning Dove White' between 1993-94. I believe a terrible car crash put paid to any longer term career plans for One Dove and it wasn't until 1999 that Dot returned to the music scene and emerged with her debut solo material on Heavenly Records. 'Fallen' is a lovely ambient-pop track and should give you a taste for the album. The album is deleted (I think?) but you can get it for a few quid here! Check out this Fansite, which has  some rare mp3s of unreleased demos...


53
:: The Shangri-Las
:: Sophisticated Boom Boom :: Download

The only girl group of the 1960s if you ask me - The Shangri-las! This track is one of my all time favourites. The song is basically about a girl who, upon losing out on some hot action due to being stood up by a lad, ends up going to a club and having a dance with some strangers instead. We've all done that, right? You can get hold of their whole recorded output, just about, for around £3.00 all on one CD. There's really no excuse not to own it. When I eventually get my top secret musical venture up and running, a bizarre reworked cover version of this track will be surfacing, I shouldn't wonder. Oh yes. "It's been long overdue..."


51
:: Sarah Cracknell
:: If You Leave Me :: Download

Saint Etienne chanteuse and all round sweetheart Sarah Cracknell was hard done by if you ask me. Her solo album 'Lipslide' on Honey Lane/Gut Records was pure gold and should have won plaudits and placards from all sectors of the press for it's pop-ness and all round perfect-ness. But of course it jolly well didn't. Who's fault was that? Who knows. I recall tuning into 'The Big Breakfast' on Channel 4 one morning as I tucked into my Raison Splitz. There was Sarah, miming away 'live' from some cruddy shopping centre to plug the new single, 'Anywhere' and I just felt sick. It was all wrong. The single did about as well as a Saint Etienne single (crept into the top 40 briefly) but it was all down hill from there. The follow up single, 'Goldie', was pulled last minute (now quite collectable too!) and the album sort of just appeared and then disappeared without any fanfare or fuss. It should have made her a star. Bless. Still, it went down a treat in Japan. 'If You Leave Me' is one of many potentially great hit singles and it was quite hard choosing just one track to post here. 'Taxi' and 'Taking Off For France' are really great too. If you can lay your hands on the original UK release of this album, then do so. You will not be disappointed. There was a USA release afterwards which repackaged the album with a different track listing and left off some of the best tracks, although it does include some new ones too. Best to get both!